November 16th, 2007

My Theory

Ever wonder why after the classes are declared to be suspended due to weather, the rain stop on pouring?

My theory is that the students, after the first raindrops, concentrate too hard on praying that it will eventually be a typhoon or it wouldn't stop on pouring - hoping that classes will be suspended. And God practices democracy.

So classes will be suspended. And the students who were praying will start throwing parties, jumping in ecstasy, crying because of joy, or opening their computers. And nobody prays anymore until the next sight of rain.

So pipes of the showers of heaven will soon be closed tight (because heaven is on cost-cutting like every other corporate offices). And the rain will stop.

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October 19th, 2007

Sometimes Help is Not Actually What I Need

There are some people who is helping me even if I did not ask them to. I'm thankful of course. But, they are not actually much of a help.

It is like they gave me a half-gallon of ice cream because I told them I want an ice cream even though I have sore throat. If they gave me one cone instead of half-gallon, I would be happy enough because they satisfied my craving for ice cream. But they gave a half-gallon of ice cream which I would call throat-sectomy.

There are a lot of people around me who are helping me. However, they are imperfect. I cannot do anything but to smile back to them and clean up the mess.

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Enchanted Kingdom

Everytime I remember the educational tour at Enchanted Kingdom, I keep on telling myself that it is not an ideal place to take someone for a date.

The thing is I might scream louder than my date, which will totally ruin the day and my date's eardrums.

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October 15th, 2007

A Blogger's Dream

I dream of a site which I can update everyday. A site which hit counters show tens or maybe hundreds of REAL visitors everyday (Not just myself refreshing the page thousands of time). I site in my own domain.  A site with a very cool, kick-ass scripts. A site where every visitor gives comment to my posts (I won't care if they are arse kissers). A site where other bloggers copy their posts (or at least their style) from. A site where I can inspire other people to blog.

I want to be an Internet Rockstar. Rockstar, not Pornstar.

(Note: Somebody already calls himself The Internet Rockstar and I need to think for another tag.)

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Blogsite Title

[Insert Interesting Title Here] doesn't seem to interest me anymore. So, I planned to change the Title of this site. Currently it's "Copy + Paste," a name suitable to my rip-off blogging style. (Everything you see in this site has been done before by some other blogger whom I do not give credits to as I don't know who they are and what I got from them.)

The site name will remain like that until the Partners, Board of Trustees, Stockholders, Corporate Sponsors, and Advertisers decide whether the site name shall be changed again or they shall kick the CEO/poster of this blogsite.

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