Ang picture na ito ay galing sa isang forwarded email lamang. Hindi ko ito ginawa at hindi ko rin kilala ang gumawa, at kung sino ang mga baklita sa picture. Take note: hindi ko sila dinaraot. In fact, napaligaya nila ang araw ko! Click here to download the image.

Sa totoo lang, never akong nakatanggap ng Ederlyn messages dahil hindi ako naka-Globe. Actually, kahit nga Inday messages, wala akong natatanggap. Nakikibasa lang ako sa mga kaibigan ko. Loser? Eh hindi naman kasi ako ma-cellphone na person. Kaya kung sino man diyan ang may archive ng Inday/Ederlyn messages, pwedeng pa-email? Chenks!

So anyway.... (sorry, ang daldal) Nais ko lang talagang i-share sa inyo ang picture na ito. Hindi ko talaga siya kinaya, napamura ako bigla. Heto, bilugan ninyo ang bakla!



At pasensya na, kinailangan ko lang mag-comment!

Si Dermalyn, mahinhin at reserved. Kapag ngumiti, hindi talaga niya inilalabas ang ngipin. Kapag tumawa, "hihihi" lang dapat.

Si Chonna Mae, marami nang balakid na pinagdaanan sa buhay. Bakas na bakas sa mukha. Definitely a strong person.

Si Choverlyn, dalaginding. Mayumi't mahinhin. Pero hindi nagba-bra.

Si Cobralyn, ang pang-resbak ng tropa ni Ederlyn sa kung sino mang babangga sa kanila. Pangalan pa lang, palaban na. Idagdag pa ang mukhang sintigas ng kamaong may kalyo.

Si Prudelyn, confused pa sa kanyang sexual orientation. Hindi pa raw niya kayang magsuot ng bandanna bilang damit.

Si Globalyn, global wonder girl/boy. Mukhang globo, katawang globo. Talented ito.

At si Ederlyn... ang star ng mga text message na kumakalat. Siya ang Queen Bee ng tropa niya, lubos na iginagalang, lubos na minamahal. RIP.

Siyempre pa, wag naman nating i-out-of-place yung nasa gitna nina Choverlyn at Cobralyn. Tingnan nyong mabuti. Yan si Wowie De Guzman!

Kanina sa Game Ka Na Ba?, ang contestants ay stand-up comedians and sing-along masters. Bawat isa sa kanila, may quotes sa introduction. Dito ako sobrang natawa:

Walang baklang pangit sa lalaking gipit. - ACE

Hindi nga lang nakasama si Ace sa mga maglalaro.

(from a forwarded email, sent by Ate Chelle. Inedit ko na rin yung ibang parts. Kung gawa mo ito, sabihin mo lang. Napaligaya mo ako. haha.)

CHORVA has its etymology from the Greek word "cheorvamus," meaning "for lack of the right word to say," or "in place of anything you want to express but cannot verbalize." Ibig sabihin pala, siya ay parang "aloha" sa wikang Hawaiiano, which can mean many, many things.


"Chorva" can be used as:

Noun: "ano" / "kwan" / "or something"

"Ate Glow, kelan yung birthday chorva ni Big Mike?"
"Hoy, Vicky to, whatcha gonna wear ba? The sporty or the chinese chorva mo?"

Adjective: used if you want to be polite.

"Ang chorva naman niyan!"
(So, ano ba? Pangit ba o maganda? Baduy ba or maarte? They will never know what you really mean.)

Verb: can replace any verb

"Chorva lang ng chorva!"

"Chorva" is such an amazing word; it lets you choose your own adventure. At least, you will never be accused of putting words in somebody else's mouth. If you don't have anything to say, or you can't find the right word to say, or you want to say something but you don't know how to say it, just say

CHORVA!

Variations: Chuva, Chenes, Chenelyn

Dahil gagraduate na kami (excited??), nawili sa paggawa ng writeups itong kaibigan kong si CherMan. Siya ang gumawa ng writeup ko at grabe lang... napaka-safe nito: pwedeng-pwedeng ipabasa sa mga magulang at guro. hahaha. So dahil ligayang-ligaya ako sa ginawa niyang writeups para sa schoolmates namin, ishe-share ko sila sa inyo. Parang blind item ba.
NOTE: Hindi ito ang actual writeups nila. Mahal lang talaga namin ang mga taong ito kaya ginawan sila ng writeup ni CherMan. Hobby na niya kasi ang gumawa ng writeups.


Codename: ULTIMATE CRUSH

Who could resist Mr. ULTIMATE CRUSH?
He is called "the heartthrob," "the idol," and "the dreamboy."

Aside from being good-looking and overflowing with sex appeal, he's also THE Star. His mere presence is enough to cause a commotion; not because of his pretty face, but because of his oh-sooo-gwapong face!

He is a very shy and soft-spoken guy, but once you get know him better, you'll find that he's not as shy as you think he is. Behind his innocent and gentle appearance lies his naughtiness that just can't stop him from teasing girls.

This not-so-tall, definitely dark, but dashing guy is always around even when you wish he isn't.

Here is a man who firmly believes that a mere picture can speak for itself.
(Tapos nakalagay yung litrato na may tender smile nya.)

Truly, ULTIMATE CRUSH is a delight to behold. Intriguing and appealing, his looks sweep the ladies off their feet.


Codename: ROMMELYNNE
She is often teased about her boyish look but she couldn't care less. After all, tough times never last but tough people do.
She is half-girl, half-woman-izer; acts like a girl, thinks like a man.


Codename: ABRAHEIM
He is a responsible and a very religious person. He believes that "a family that prays together stays together." For him, life is not only a matter of black and white; there is also gray. He also believes that "Time is gold; and money too." Abraheim is tall, dark, and not really handsome although his mother says otherwise.



Meron pang dalawang writeups, pero di ko na ilalagay kasi hindi nyo talaga maaappreciate unless you know those people. Haaaayyy... dahil may natitira pa naman kasi akong hiya at pagmamahal sa kapwa dito sa aking puso, gaano ko man nais ilagay dito ang pictures nina ULTIMATE CRUSH, ROMMELYNNE, at ABRAHEIM, hindi ko na gagawin. Tutal funny na naman ang writeups nila on their own. Pag nireveal ko pa kung sino sila, baka bukas tambangan na lang ako ng mga yan sa kanto; lalo na si Rommelynne. hahahahaha.

eto pa pala, kay PAULITA naman:
She can be described through ABC. "A" as an attractive lady possessing two "B's" -- beauty and brains; having three "C's" -- creative, charming, and crazy. (hahaha kasama talaga yung unparallel na 3 Cs)

Minsan, napag-usapan namin ng aking ecotour friends ang tungkol sa buhay high school namin. Sabi ko, "Paano kaya kung sa private school ako nag-aral?"

Ang sagot ng CherMan, "Hindi ka siguro namin kaibigan ngayon."



Why is that naman? A lot of people kasi, see students from private schools as "maarte" or "conyo." Come to think of it, there's nothing wrong with being like that naman diba? I mean, like, you know, people like that are not really conyo or whatever... They must be kikay lang talaga. Or maybe, they're just, like, luklukan ng yaman (ewww, the word!) Eh that's how they have been raised eh. That's how people around them act talaga. There's nothing wrong with that naman, right? As in, hello?!

I haven't observed naman talaga many students from private schools. I only know of a few who studied high school in private and/or all-girls schools. What's it like kaya? You know, to study there? Kasi right now, in AIT, as in the Asian Institute of Tourism, there's so daming girls. As in, we're like an all-girls school na rin. I can actually make bilang the number of guys in our college, excluding the kloseta or pa-mhin ones. Oh my god... in our batch, the guys are like, bilangable with my fingers! Is this boy drought na talaga? Or are there just soooo many girls (you know, like me) talaga in our school? Grabe, if i had studied in an all-girls school dati, maybe college won't be too different. Here in college naman kasi, people are still able to make salita in English all they want. The students can also make hanap boyfriends from other schools or colleges (kilig!). It's like that naman diba? You look for prey outside your school? Oh my god, wouldn't that have been very exciting?

Anyway, had I not studied in a public high school, I might have been very matalino talaga, right? I would have spoken English as if it's my first language, as in like, English with my friends, English with my profs, English with my pets, and English with the rainbow, even! That would be, like, totally fetch. That's just English naman noh. It's not like I'd be conyo or anything. One more thing pa, since I'm matalino naman like that and all, siyempre I'd be looking for more i*******tual r*****tion! Siyempre, with my friends naman noh. As if I'd be alone just because I studied in a private school.

Pero who kaya my friends have been, if I did not make aral in a public school? Since I wouldn't have been friends with CherMan and other pobre people, I probably would have been BFF (best friends forever, oh my gosh!) with those like me! I mean, those who studied in private schools din. I still would have been friends with Charming, who studied in St. Scho. I still would have been friends with Graciela, from St. Paul naman. Ang fun naman kaya non! We'd like, go to the hottest boutiques and spend all our yaman... shempre Graciela will take us in her car diba? Oh my God, ang fun kaya nun! What do you think? Grabe, that's the life talaga siguro. Just spending salapi on, like, everything, and eating very mahal food. Mmmmm. And don't forget, making chika with my friends like this. Awww... the could have beens talaga!


Kaya lang, I'm born pobre and all. Tapos I am really jologs pa. Pero hey, who cares, diba? There's nothing wrong with that naman. Just like there's nothing wrong with what we call "conyo." Ok, that's it for now. Bye! muaaaahh!!


Ay nako, for sure, may mga tangang magbabasa nito. Maghahanap ng underlying messages na wala naman. Cammon. Get a life. Live long. hahahaha.

Nakaka-lurkei.

Reservoir.
Withaneich.