Okrayable Friendster Messages

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di nakuntento sa profiles, messages naman. hahaha just can't get enough. kahapon kasi (dec12), biglang binaha ang inbox ko ng messages galing sa kung sinu-sino. (karma ata namin to) buburahin ko dapat pero naisip ko, easy supply ng okrayable profiles yun. kaya eto, messages muna. hehe. :mean: at shemps, wala akong in-add sa kanila. how friendly could i get?

(at talagang di ko inalis email adds nila no? hehe ok lang yan, nangongolekta naman sila ng friends e. :P pag may pumatol, nakatulong pa ko!)

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eto naman, galing sa inbox ni Paula

From: ivan
Subject: hi...
Message: could i hv your cel no.? i'd really like to get to know beyond friendster.. (aaaayyyy! bume-beyond!)

From: LJ
Subject: Hi Miss Paula Jane (naku eto katanda na, di marunong magbasa. upang ipaalam lang sa inyo, hindi "Jane" ang second name ni pau, at nakalagay sa profile niya ang tamang pangalan.)
Message: (pang-ilang You're The Man contestant na ba ito?) Hi I am LJ 20 m manila from UST. a 1st yr Student from UST Civil Law. Hope you cud add me as one of your friendster and I am willing to know you... (pano yan, willing ba si pau?) Here is my 1st account legend_Stopper@yahoo.com and 2nd Account legend_killer92@hotmail.com and my cp number 0910*******. Hope we became good friends ("BECAME" na agad? friends na kayo agad? aba naman kuya!) and mybe we can meet up if your not busy enough!!! (correct me if i'm wrong, but is the word "ENOUGH" used with "BUSY"? hindi diba? owel, eh anoo ba sisirain ko pa ang pag-iinggles moment niya. haha.)

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From: Ace Vergel
Date: Wednesday, November 16, 2005 23:25:00
Subject: hi
Message: elow hw r u?? alm k d mo me klala gs2 kta mgng frnds,, (parang fans ba ito?) im ace pa can u add if u want vyne_ace03@yayoo.com tnx,,,,, txt me if u lyk 0928*******, 0915*******,or jst gve me ur # so i txt u kng ok lng san k aral?? (bakit ba ang inutil nila, hindi marunong magbasa?! nasa friendster profile naman ng mga tao ang schools ah!!!)

From: Chris
Date: Saturday, November 19, 2005 20:18:000
Subject: friends to lovers (oh cammon, why not?!)
Message: hi! there!
how are you?
by the way from what place do you live? (hahaha ang tinding bobo naman nito. pinahirapan pa sarili. at isa pa, sa "hometown" sa profile ko, number ng bahay at street na lang ang kulang!)
I can say that you are beautiful and smiling face
that's why i like you to be a friend of mine.

Chris
friendly your's,
(diba normally, "sincerely yours, [insert name]"? but no, pinili niyang baliktarin.)

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narealize ko lang na hindi lang pala messages in text lingo ang nakakapeste. yung mga napakatangang messages, nakakasakit din ng ulo.

From: Ryan
Date: Sunday, November 13, 2005 23:59:00
Subject: I hope you will be my friend
Message: H! ms.. cute

Can you be my friend... what is your Age /Sex /Location? & also ur real name (this one's REALLY DUMB. as in ang bobo lang. don't our friendster profiles already have these information? at real name ko ang nasa friendster, walang malanding characters na kasama. i bet he would have noticed that if he wasn't so stupid. pasensya, ang bobo kasi.) kung hndi nyo po sasamain can i hav ur landline no. just remember if you are lonely or sad just always remember me... (J.A.P.A.N. ba ito?) i always here for you God Bless You!!!

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From: Joseph
Date: Wednesday, November 02, 2005 00:46:00
Subject: hmmm
Message: thats wierd why em i texting u!!! (that's WEIRD, are you texting me? sending me a message through friendster, maybe?) perhaps wala lang me magawa!!! (oh, perhaps!) wierd isnt it?!!!! i red ur profile n looks
like u r a fan of cartoons and gory films!!! em i r8??? (you're not! you're not RATE!)

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From: rAymOnd'tAkEn n (I assume, his friendster name means he's already taken, right? pero, wtf, hudahel cares about that?! hindi ko maview fully ang profile nito, pero by the looks of its (oh, sorry, his pala...) picture, malamang okrayable to. balitaan nyo nalang ako.)
Date: Sunday, October 30, 2005 20:32:00
Subject: h (kinulang?)
Message: hlow poh ok lang poh ba na add mo me gosto ko kc ang mga pic mo ang cute mo kc ok lang pog ba
sayo plzzzzzzz emel add littleplow2005@arrah.com salamt poh (hay. wala na akong maihihirit pa. yun na.)

From: Emmanuelle
Date: Saturday, October 29, 2005 21:45:00
Subject: hi...
Message: hi,
thank you for your time (ok. have i already given you at least part of it?)
okey with you to be one of you friend plsssss
by the way i'm emmanuelle sanchez but my friends
call me MAO2X an ANTI-SOCIAL person hehehe
love to drink BEER BEER BEER hehehe bout you tel
me naman more about yourself if okey with you (ngi, nagpakilala agad. no, not ok with me, thank you.)
thank you
take care always
MAO2X

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From: noelaquino
Date: Thursday, October 27, 2005 02:28:00
Subject: hi
Message: hi! pwede po b kita mging fwend? (oh please, using "fwend" doesn't make you a bit cute.) my name is noel. may i ask hi and how are u? (oi tawang-tawa ako sa tanong nyang to. bukod sa maling grammar, may something. parang ang bobo, ganun.) ur so pretty. can i add u as a friend? i'd like to have u on my list. u take care...........ah i'm noel, 5'5 from dagupan, philippines. but my dad and mom ride a boat to america hehe actually my lolo did that. (ha???) now i'm here in california sending u dis messege in the mall at the city called pasadena. (thanks for the tour, ha! partida, W800i ang phone neto, sheeeet!)

From: francis
Date: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 21:34:00
Subject: hi...
Message: add me to your friends... (demanding?)
presenting, contestant #35, you're the man!
im Francis Secreto.....
from gen. santos city..
studying at Maritime Academy of Asia and the Pacific in Mariveles, Bataan...
currently im in pasay for our sem break..
hoping that you will add me to your frendz...
k..!

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From: KoOhLaS
Date: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 05:53:00
Subject: W A P H A K ! ! (so that should be read as "wafak," right?)
Message: PA ADD NAMAN ! ! chongkee@weedz.doobie ... la lng.. piz tayo ! ! m/ (may ganun bang email domain?)

From: -Jayson- (and we're connected through someone i really don't like. taga-upis din, mas bata.)
Date: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 14:28:00
Subject: hi
Message: hi wazzup mind if i add u or can o get your cel
num u tnx (would you mind saying that again, yung may pauses na...)

From: jason
Date: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 07:00:00
Subject: hi po!!!
Message: pwedzz p ba n add kta s akin fwendz list!!!! (bakit ka naninigaw!!!!!

--->> akshali meron pa eh. pero binura ko na. sayang, mas okrayable pa naman talaga yun. kaso may direct connection kami eh. eh alam nyo naman ako, may anti-direct connection policy!

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2nd installment nung galing sa friend ni cza:

From: Kurt
Subject: Re: izzy
Message: hello,can u be my frend!?im kurt u r?tnx ("this one was just dumb. first he messages, i tell him no, then he sends me this. I'm kurt, you are? ampota")

From: Kevin
Subject: hi
Message: Wow ... hot 'n spicy. I bet u r ;) I'd love to have acquaintance with u honey!

Plz read my profile, take a peak at my pics (peak daw o! but even if you typed down "peek," anong hirit yan at may movie effect kang ala sneak peak?!) and add me to your yahoo/msn messenger if you think we can be compatibles?

Love, Capt. K

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eto naman, finorward sakin ni cza. messages to para sa friend niya.

From: Jasper
Subject: hi?! (nagtatanong ka? should i say "Hello?!")
Message: you look fabboullous! is that a real eyeglass? (it is fab then. wow! faaaaaab. is there such a thing as a fake eyeglass?)

From: Danly
Subject: hi,,,,,,,,,,, (read it with me. 1...2...3... "haaaaaayyyyyy" (hold for 3 seconds))
Message: i ask You ,,, do you want to haVe new Freind,,,,,! that' All,, thanks,,,, (hindi ka marunong gumamit ng period para sa ellipsis? o, anyway, what if she doesn't want to have you as a new FREIND?)

(eto sagot: next installment ni Danly)
Subject: hi,cute
Message: SorrY for My word Hah,,U cAnt't speak tagalog?????? Where did You live in this tiMe?? (sumasakit na ulo ko sa kanya, pigilin nyo ko. anong where did you live in this time? is there anywhere she has lived in another time, during her past life, perhaps?)

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From: ' cher-FULL '
Date: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 1:52:00 PM
Subject: hi
Message: hi...!..is it ayt 4 u if u wud add me up?...anyways i'l introduce my self...i'm cherryl a.k.a: che-che, che, cher, cherrylin....i'l be w8ng 4 ur reply and ur invitation in friendster dat u wud add me....thanx....and i almost 4got heres my address in frndster.... mcsc_candy143@yahoo.com ...!

GDWN: the closest connection we have are two people away. sorry, but as much as possible, i only invite those whom i know personally. after all, i'm not itching to reach friendster's 500-friend quota. by the way, i don't think it would hurt if you typed complete words instead of using text lingo. i bet your keyboard does not have the cellphone keypad format. ;)

good day. =) [oha, nilagyan ko pa ng smileys para mabait]

From: ' cher-FULL '
Date: Friday, May 13, 2005 11:17:00 PM
Subject: hi!
Message: ahh..okay....hehehe...im just use of typing in short words...its not a lingo...its just my thing.... (waaaah di niya gets! demit!) i bet it wouldnt hurt you too if i'll say that everyone is unique (ineng, di yan unique sayo. isang buong komunidad kayong ganyan!)....anyways....thank you for the advice....i mean if it was an advice.. (i never thought that mocking her would make me sound like i was giving advice. wow.)

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From: snoop
Date: December 12, 2004 8:48 AM
Subject: hi.....
Message: add mo nmn me oh! ba2eroko@yahoo.com kya me n lng mag-aadd sau just let me know ur e-mail key! tc poh! (add ko raw siya pero siya na lang mag-a-add sakin? pinahirapan ako nito, kala ko naman kung anong "email key")

From: jessie
Date: December 12, 2004 8:13 AM
Subject: hi poh...!!!
Message: hello poh su...!!! (sus, kala ko korean language!) sna poh maging friends kita maganda poh kyo s pic...!!! (bolahan ito, e di nga kita mukha ko sa picture e. at plural ang tingin niya sakin?) ok lng poh ba maging friends kita ulit...!!! sore makulit me...!!!ganda tlga u....!!!sna maging princes un lng poh....!!! add me batozai_11@yahoo.com (anong princes? at lord, alisin nyo na sa aming lipunan ang paggamit ng "u" at "me"!!)

From: Austeen
Date: December 12, 2004 2:10 AM
Subject: Friendship (aba, why not?!)
Message: hi gdwn. can u b my frend? invite me @ Blurkz@yahoo.com TANX (kaswal a. tanxxx)

From: parker
Date: December 11, 2004 8:03 PM
Subject: hello there
Message: this is murat,i hope we will friend,what's your msn
(ay sana magkaintindihan tayo, ano?)

From: Bheiby mwahugzz (ay anong pangalan ito? at tingnan nyo ang picture... kuya, wag sana nananakot sa internet)

Date: December 11, 2004 7:37 PM
Subject: helo!!!
Message: hi wel just wana be ur friend! can i? by the way im josh! can i know ur no.?! smile!!! heheh! thanks po ha!!! (so friends na tayo agan nyan? can you? hahaha)

From: daniel martin
Date: December 11, 2004 6:56 PM
Subject: read asap
Message: add me (hindi ka naman demanding nyan?)

From: verse
Date: December 11, 2004 6:48 PM
Subject: gdwn
Message: hi miss add u me ok?
(di ko sana inokray to kung ang sinabi nya e "u add me ok?" mas tanggap pa yun e. but no! anyway, i give this one credit for calling me "miss". haha at least hindi "sir")

From: marc
Date: December 11, 2004 6:08 PM
Subject: Greetings (mars attacks na ba ito?)
Message: Hi Gdwn............how are you. my name is marc....i'm finding a friend like u....can i add you...pls reply...sigi na............................pls.........................tanggapin mo naman ako para maging kaibigan.....friend..

(hindi naman ellipsis overload ito no? at may translation pa ang "kaibigan." hijo, nakakaintindi ako ng tagalog.)

From: cheng
Date: December 11, 2004 5:09 PM
Subject: hi!!
Message: jz wanna invite u..... (uhm...ok, where's the party?)

From: Efren
Date: December 11, 2004 5:02 PM
Subject: hello!
Message: Hi!
thought its self-destruct if i will not send u this: CA N U ADD ME IN YOUR DIRECTORY.... CONSIDER ME A FRIEND??? THANKS AND GOD BLESS!


(hindi naman NAGHUHUMIYAW yan ano? i think i'll just let you self-destruct.)

eto kamukha ni joey marquez:
From: ZEL
Date: December 11, 2004 4:48 PM
Subject: hi
Message: hi win, may i add u to my list? panganim k p lang po s friendster list ko kung sakali, ty.. (aba binigyan ako ng nickname?! close tayo? o sha, add nyo siya para dumami ang friends)

From: raymond
Date: December 11, 2004 4:10 PM
Subject: watz up!!!
Message: (let's all welcome, contestant #7! you're the man!)
>>>>> Gud day ako nga pala c Raymond ng Batangas,BS Mathematics nga pala major in Actuarial Science.Add mo nman ako sa friends mo para masdaya tayo. Thanksss a lot!!! God Bless.
(lupet. may god bless you na lang)

From: EL MACHO GRANDE
Date: December 11, 2004 3:02 PM
Subject: halu gdwn
Message: halu how r u?
i hop ur fine.... (hop like a rabbit, my dear)
can i be ur frend....
just add me seutee168@yahoo.com
always take care....
and God Bless...... (may god bless you also)

eto naman yung kay castell (dahil binaha rin siya ng messages). kaya nga naisip naming karma ito ng OkSoc..

From: jackie meiyh
Date:December 12, 2004 10:25 PM
Subject: hgfjgjugkiio
Message: hi cute i want to b ur frend pra cute n din me khukhurio_214_kilen@yahoo.com takius03@yahoo.com (ito ang tinatawag na fan. hahaha. at nakakahawa na ngayon ang cuteness!)

From: fHeZa
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 07:36:00 GMT+0800
Subject: hello!!!!!!!
Message: ala lang po...prang kc may sumthin sau na d ko ma explain!!!!!!!!!!!!....cant explain po tlga!!!!!!!!...pede po ba tau maging friends???? if okey lang po ha???.....ah basta ang weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (OMG!!! like there really might be something there!!! spark ba?!!!! can't explain!!!! ayan ang todohang excitement.)

From: jovelyn
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 09:22:00 GMT+0800
Subject: hi!!! Merry Christmas
Message: hi! there how r u? i hope ur doing fine. By the way i would like to introduce myself (drumroll please. binibining pilipinas!!) im jovelyn and im watching for a nice and a good friend....pwede ka? (ineng, para kang pumi-pick up ng lalake a..)

From: bramita
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:32:00 GMT+0800
Subject: cute
Message: hi cast, (ay, ay, close agad!) im prue,i find u cute,i use 2 go 2 green park n sta.lucia wen my friend was stil living der.tke cre.cute u. (haha so maybe you could hook up and meet at the green park in staLu? wehehe. istayl: find something in common. alam ko yan hija!

From: Norlan FULL
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 03:00:00 GMT+0800
Subject: hey u... (aba aba, HEY U TOO!)
Message: omg.. u look really familiar.. any guess of possible event that we've met? (ay ulit nga? guess what... i guess!) i dnt knw, ders juzz thing dat triggers me 2 knw u more... (trigger talaga ito! baril?) n u really looks lyk an old friend of mine.. tc : P (SV agreement mo nga)

lesson learned: magtagalog kung hirap sa english. mas maiintindihan ka pati ng kausap mo. orayt? orayt! parang ano lang yan eh.. "i MISSES you" hahaha good luck!

From: emelyn
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 10:50:00 GMT+0800
Subject: hi
Message: wats ur cp.# txtm8 tau trip mo????????? (so pakiramdam mo nga, trip niya? as in ???????) hirs my # 0926****** txt2 tau ha!!!!!!! thnkzzzzzzzzzz.............. put ur nym!!!!!!!!! (nym? synonym ba to o antonym? nympha ikaw ba iyan?)
**bakit uso ang pagbibigay ng number sa di mo kilala? at ikaw pa talaga ang mauuna ha. shet castell, mabenta ka na sa girls! pano na yan?! hehehe.

From: joyce
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 08:00:00 GMT+0800
Subject: hi..
Message: can we be friendzzz.. (i can just imagine you zzzaaaying thizzz) know wat ur looking (ay di ko kinaya ito! try mo rin ang "looked", "looks", "will look", "will be looking") lyk my very first ex bf so can u add me as a frienzz well my eadd is jesca_rrj@yahoo.com take care.. im hoping it.. (sure, i'm hoping you also. nyahahaha!)