Beauty Contests & Talk Shows

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Pinost ito ni Elaine sa friendster. Kung saan niya nakuha, ewan ko na, basta enjoy ito! This is why i love beauty contests and talk shows. hehehe. ;)

Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Girl Contestant: Amangpulo.

Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Male Contestant: Uhmm...taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird. (hahaha mimiyak?)

Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....
Host: Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl: Uhmm... more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less, less....

Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says:
"Hi! I'm Cristine Reyes from Baguio...,"
(and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,)
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"

(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!

Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (classic!)

Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.

Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boob tube. Ano ito?
Contestant: BRA! (with conviction?)

Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!

Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.

(From gay beauty contest)
Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant: (Stops, thinks and then smiles.)
EGGPLANT PO!

Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!

(From gay contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading...... ano nga po ulit yung question?

Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (Believe it or not she answered) Si
Melanie Marquez po!

Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!

Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant: I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that? KALABASH?

Host: What is your motto?
Contestant: Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.

Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan. (hahaha bentang-benta sakin to!)

Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... a bumble bee!

Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old.

Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25!

Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28.

Host: Describe your loved one in three words.
Girl: Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host: OK, sige!
Girl: In one word, MY LIFE!

Host: If you were given any special power, what would it be?
Girl: Power of Attorney! (di ko gets. kindly explain...)

Host: So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl: Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam eh.
Host: But he's your favorte.
Girl: Eh kasi patay na sya eh.

Host: What is the biggest problem facing youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh!