About the author

Jaywalker is a young "entrepreneur", student, atheist, debate addict movie buff, "artist" etc etc
Jaywalker likes wrapping himself in a veil of anonymity because he thinks girls like cryptic guys also so he can write anything he wants in his journal. Jaywalker is intent on world domination. He is currently taking cute little baby steps towards that end by selling laptops.

He fancies calling himself empire builder because he has plans of building one and because he loves feeding his ego. He likes writing in the third person perspective because he thinks it's "cool" that way. Jaywalker grew up in a cave so his small talk IQ is -130. He tries to hide this deficiency by acting snobbish or downright rude but he's actually very nice deep down inside.

June 15th, 2007