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Ben's Bitches - Sexercise



Written by lainie at 07:53 PM on September 21, 2004 as a favorite post.

As promised, I have posted up the demo version of Sexercise.

[ For those who missed that, Josie, Nessa and I recorded a song with Ben's Bitches called Sexercise, which is basically about...Sex. Through exercise. Is this gonna fuck up my google referrals again? ]

I am new to this tabulas paid account thing, but I'm hoping you don't have to be a registered user to download the song. If you do though, then I guess this is your cue to come over to Tabulas

It's in .wma format because I am too lazy to convert it to MP3 format (but at least I admit it).

Let's see, about the song. The girls you hear moaning in there are Nessa and Josie. Haha, Josie don't kill me!

You will hear a strangely high-pitched voice there that sounds like a guy imitating a girl. That will be Ben. That part of the track was done before he got us girls to sing it, and has not been edited out of the copy of the song that I have.

This is just a demo copy, the studio version will be out soon. Meanwhile, if you'd like to hurt your ears, have a laugh, or for that matter, a wank (this choice probably the more popular of the three), here you go:

Download Ben's Bitches demo copy of Sexercise here!


[ *Frantically waves hand* This is a DEMO COPY!! The studio version will sound better (this is me with my loads of faith in CJ and Ben's Bitches) ]

Please, do tell me what you think - whoever you are

[Link: Nessa's entry on recording Sexercise ]
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listening: Sexercise, what else?

40 comments

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Pedro (guest)

Comment posted on September 25th, 2004 at 05:24 PM
just listen to the song : ) ur def gonna have ISA tailin ur asses... hahahaha... but sounds good. quite promising actually.
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rych

Comment posted on September 24th, 2004 at 01:33 PM
oh this is good.LOL
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CJ (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:01 PM
I will like to thank you guys for listening to Lainie's bitchin' about the album.. Thanks Lainie...appreciate it...but it doesnt mean that you can forget about my lunch at some expensive restaurant...

ANYWAY GUYS AND GALS... THANKS AND BUY THE ALBUM WHEN WE LAUNCH IT IN OCTOBER..COME SEE THEM PERFORM LIVE!!

--SORRY MR. OFFICER, THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO RACE--
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:27 PM
wait wait, how's that work? We pick the restaurant, you pick up the bill?
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CJ (guest)

Comment posted on September 24th, 2004 at 06:23 PM
Hey i'll be visiting Ipoh tomorrow..you better not feed me with your pomelos..i dont want my shit to smell like one...gimme some good shit...paham ke tak paham?!

THE ALBUM MIGHT COME OUT EARLIER (kinda..should've came out last year but ..) THAN ANTICIPATED.
SO WE MIGHT BE HAVING THE CD LAUNCH PARTY EARLIER..mmmmm money..i mean YAY !!!

ps: What you downloaded is what you'll get in the album..so yes, the 'put it in my ass' line is still gonna stay...don't be disturbed...its ok to be gay...
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fip (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 06:34 PM
the cybercafe computer was so traumatized by the song that it actually FROZE midway thru. lol... fucking funny lah!
but yeah... a guy begging for some ass-fucking, even though imitating a girl, is kinda disturbing if he's straight. ah well, it's only a demo right... i wonder who's gonna do the real thing ;)
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:22 PM
*ahem*...well, they couldn't get any of us three to do it sooooo....haha
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Lara Amir (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:51 AM
damn you, you made me crack my face-mask.

i like! it's upbeat and doesn't mind sounding like an idiot.

don't fancy the rapping so much though, but the singalong bits will come to me in public and i'll embarrass meself one day.

what i like most is how jolly the girls sound - they wouldn't sound out of place with Barney hohohoho...

er, yeah.
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 12:42 PM
then you can join the dark, dark world of the rest of us who have it stuck in our heads
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benwebber

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 05:38 AM
What... the... fuck.
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 12:29 PM
parody punk from malaysia :)
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ck (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 02:28 AM
.......-_-

i walked into my room stoned as hell and asked my roommate if i could use her computer

i come to ur site and found me a big smile on my face after reading dis entry...

i played the song loud as hell on her comp and she wuz trying to take a nap

at the end of the song i crack the fuck up and looked at her...

she gave me the weirdest face

tee hee

=P

but i gotta say dat wuz good work lainie...you made my day =D
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 12:27 PM
haha glad you liked it - this is the sorta song that should come with a warning label, yknow?

hey why hasn't your site been opening up lately?
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ck (guest)

Comment posted on September 23rd, 2004 at 05:51 AM
i dunno...i opened it up before this and i got a 404 error..... -_-

i dunno where nay is...but if somethin bad happened to my blog i'm just gonna die ~~~>_
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dipak (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 02:26 AM
You know what? You bear an awful lot of resemblance to a lainie i knew in subang. erm like the one who knows shakira and stuff? forget i said anything if it doesnt ring a bell. lol. (this might seem so fuckin weird to you, but hey, just checkin my memory). cool song btw :p

-dipak-
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 12:25 PM
the resemblance is probably due to the fact that I'm the same girl :)

heya dipak, there were 2 dipaks back then which one are you? i'm assuming you were the a-levels one, since you mentioned shakes :)
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dipak (guest)

Comment posted on September 23rd, 2004 at 03:14 AM
heh, yupz. the alevels one.
so how r ya doing? ;)
wot a small world, eh? :p

-dipz-
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Anonymous (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 11:07 PM
I love it! Can't wait for the studio version! :o
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mac (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 10:11 PM
Hahaha !! It's pretty good. This is the DEMO ? Damned clean demo.

Tell Ben his doing a good job. Cool lyrics too...

I don't think they'd play it on Mix FM though.
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lainie

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:21 PM
nooo, can't say I see it happening either
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CH (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 09:05 PM
great tune... I love the melody and the beats! but in the name of constructive criticism

1) the "copulation.. population.. prostitution" rapping part - just not feeling it.. sounds kind of forced and just not flowing. the other rapping ("when she moans and groans") is good though..

2) hell yeah I was excited to check out the moanin'.. ok, I might get banned from reading your site for this, but it sounded more like the girls needed Poh Chai Yin rather than more KY....... no offense.. a moan is more high-pitched, like you're in ecstasy, instead of lower tone grunts like trying to squeeze off the last small.. "dangler".. ok, ok I'm sorry.

Other than that, the other parts were bumpin'!! I converted to mp3 using Blaze and played it three times.
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CJ (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:10 PM
Answer to 1) WE'RE CHINESE TRYING TO RAP...
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CH (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 09:04 PM
great tune... I love the melody and the beats! but in the name of constructive criticism

1) the "copulation.. population.. prostitution" rapping part - just not feeling it.. sounds kind of forced and just not flowing. the other rapping ("when she moans and groans") is good though..

2) hell yeah I was excited to check out the moanin'.. ok, I might get banned from reading your site for this, but it sounded more like the girls needed Poh Chai Yin rather than more KY....... no offense.. a moan is more high-pitched, like you're in ecstasy, instead of lower tone grunts like trying to squeeze off the last small.. "dangler".. ok, ok I'm sorry.

Other than that, the other parts were bumpin'!! I converted to mp3 using Blaze and played it three times.
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 09:11 PM
ewwwwwwwww lol....dude is that how ppl shit around you?? hahahhahhahaha
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CH (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 09:19 PM
lol... pretty much. you mean you haven't had a day where you ate that mamak stall food, without any veggies, and you go, "uhhhh... uhhhh.... yeah...." on your throne?

Yeah, we're going to need the lyrics to the song soon. I can't figure out some of the words.

"I'm going to fuckin execute your pussy like grapes".. whut?

But I like.. "Hello kawan, kawan.." and "shake your genitals".
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sarah (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:33 PM
wahahaha lol, that's pure class.

ben was trying to pick up my friend during some gig we went to.
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CJ (guest)

Comment posted on September 22nd, 2004 at 07:07 PM
you went for one of Ben's Bitches gig? when was that? which gig?

i mean you gotta be more specific cuz Ben tries to pick up chics everywhere, everytime...hey! we're walking testicles...what you expect
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:49 PM
you know, I don't find that surprising at all...I get the impression Ben tries to pick all the girls up...haha
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jonno

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:30 PM
well..........
words escape me............
lol i cannot, for fucks sake, describe what i just heard. was some funny shit though. good tune, nice lyrics, funky moaning. cant go wrong.

but some dood screaming "put it in my ass, put it in all the way".... that was worrying.
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:32 PM
hahahha...that was Ben, pretending to be a girl asking to be butt fucked...
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jonno

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:38 PM
well, thats alright then.......
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:47 PM
*glances away*

w'okay....hahahha
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jonno

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 09:02 PM
i just realised my picture is of me trying to have sex with an exercise ball... commenting on a song called sexercise......thats twilight zone shit.

well maybe not, but i laughed.
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 10:02 PM
haha! Oh my god, you're right! damn that's trippy
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louyau

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:23 PM
*This is what little mike did*

Michael at the university library ... cursor pointing to [PLAY] ...*click*...
and ran to one corner ~

Library filled orgasm, moaning, fucking fucking ... Put it in all the way ....

People lifted there heads up ... men laughed ...... girls all putting their hand over their mouth in "O" shape.

Michael got a warning .....

*Damn i love infiltration*
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:26 PM
AHAHHAHA You hero!! hahaha
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Andreas (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:17 PM
Not bad, :) - and basically very very funny. When can we see you on MTV? Hahahahahah :) Nah - not for the young. Past midnight, may be, lol
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:28 PM
That would be interesting

Ben's B***** - S**ercise

You've got to *beep* your life with *beep*
*beeeeep*
*beeeeep*

I mean...no one would get it? haha
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kim (guest)

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:02 PM
LOL
ahahahahah ahahahaha
:D

twas good
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lainie

Comment posted on September 21st, 2004 at 08:29 PM
lol..glad you liked it
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