nothing but

crew: can i take your order mam?
me: *oshit her face... an inch or 2 away from me
crew: *waiting for me to talk
me: *moves my head back a bit* um 1 cheese burger meal
crew: is that all mam?
me: *shit buti di talsik laway* thats it.
crew: *hands me the paper*

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me: damn yung crew sa mcdo.. if i moved my face to the right mag bbeso beso na kami dalawa
friend: haha baka naman bingi or mahina tenga
me: baka.
friend: hahaha pota.
me: fuck buti nalang girl kungdi mappikon talaga ko.

hay

 

lol
bingi kaya sha or bisaya or di lang nya talaga na spell yung evelyn EVER

next time eto nalang names ggamitin ko:

Ever
Mi
Sure

A lady with the most arched eyebrows and the most demeaning pout ever (apparently a supervisor) went to the Macromedia APAC area one afternoon and asked the agents around who's the Team Lead in charge. They all pointed Cathy. Cathy was standing talking to Jik about an issue while Ms. Arched Eyebrows was eyeing Cathy waiting for her to finish. Cathy, sensing someone in her peripheral vision, turned around and saw Ms. Arched Eyebrows. Cathy finished talking to Jik and asked Ms. Arched Eyebrows how can she help her:

Ms. Arched Eyebrows: Cathy?
Cathy: Yes?
Ms. Arched Eyebrows: Do you have scissor? (she pronounced it see-sor)
Cathy: Scissors? (Cathy pronounced it see-sers)
Ms. Arched Eyebrows: No, just one lang............(wtf???)
Cathy: Oh, you mean a pair of scissors????? (oh my fucking gulay)

pota they are everywhere.

i moved.